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w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount) ←

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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uncombined:

when your teacher is being a bitch after you forgot your homework

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kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

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telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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